{"id":20292,"date":"2018-05-18T13:49:06","date_gmt":"2018-05-18T17:49:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=20292"},"modified":"2018-05-18T13:49:06","modified_gmt":"2018-05-18T17:49:06","slug":"you-can-wait-here-in-the-sitting-room-or-sit-here-in-the-waiting-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2018\/05\/you-can-wait-here-in-the-sitting-room-or-sit-here-in-the-waiting-room\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;You Can Wait Here in the Sitting Room, or Sit Here in the Waiting Room&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re a regular visitor to <em>Running After My Hat<\/em>, hooray! And\u00a0thank you!<\/p>\n<p>However, in that case, you&#8217;re probably expecting to see a <em>whiskey river Fridays<\/em> post today. Unfortunately, that will have to be postponed to the weekend (probably tomorrow); I just wasn&#8217;t able to complete it in time for today.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, feel free to just hang out here and, I dunno, listen to the Muzak which I&#8217;m supplying for your enjoyment.*<\/p>\n<p>_________________________<\/p>\n<p>* P.S. Just kidding. I&#8217;m not playing any music here at all; if you&#8217;re hearing some anyhow, well, draw your own conclusions.<\/p>\n<p>P.P.S. This post&#8217;s title alludes to the work of <a title=\"Earlier RAMH post: '4 or 5 Crazee Guys'\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/4-or-5-crazee-guys\/\" target=\"_blank\">these guys<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re a regular visitor to Running After My Hat, hooray! And\u00a0thank you! However, in that case, you&#8217;re probably expecting to see a whiskey river Fridays post today. Unfortunately, that will have to be postponed to the weekend (probably tomorrow); I just wasn&#8217;t able to complete it in time for today. In the meantime, feel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","h5ap_radio_sources":[],"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"\"You Can Wait Here in the Sitting Room, or Sit Here in the Waiting Room\"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,1393],"tags":[1643],"class_list":{"0":"post-20292","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-03_runningaftermyhat","7":"category-whiskey-river-runningaftermyhat","8":"tag-administrivia","9":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6kZSG-5hi","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20292"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20292\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20294,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20292\/revisions\/20294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}