{"id":2161,"date":"2008-11-29T15:56:51","date_gmt":"2008-11-29T20:56:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=2161"},"modified":"2008-11-29T15:56:51","modified_gmt":"2008-11-29T20:56:51","slug":"mr-and-mrs-ws-go-for-a-walk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/mr-and-mrs-ws-go-for-a-walk\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. and Mrs. WS Go for a Walk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday would have been William Shakespeare&#8217;s and Anne Hathaway&#8217;s 426th anniversary. Whew.<\/p>\n<p>Per yesterday&#8217;s <em>Today in Literature<\/em> newsletter, which I&#8217;ve just got around to reading, we have this excerpt from Chapter 3 of <em>Mrs. Shakespeare: The Complete Works<\/em>, &#8220;Richard Nye&#8217;s fictional send-up of their marriage&#8221;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When Mr William Shakespeare asked me that idle question as to whether I desired him to compare me to a summer&#8217;s day, and I said thank you no, we were standing together on the bank by London Bridge. I say together because together is worth remark in a marriage like ours was.<\/p>\n<p>Himself had been picking his nose for at least five minutes, dreaming. As for me, I was counting the heads of the traitors up there on the poles. It was cold, I might tell you&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Winter,&#8221; my husband said suddenly.<\/p>\n<p>He swept off his hat with a flourish, as if he had just discovered some important new truth. 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