{"id":2265,"date":"2009-05-03T16:28:51","date_gmt":"2009-05-03T20:28:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=2265"},"modified":"2018-05-18T13:47:20","modified_gmt":"2018-05-18T17:47:20","slug":"4-or-5-crazee-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/4-or-5-crazee-guys\/","title":{"rendered":"4 or 5 Crazee Guys*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"width: 100%;\" title=\"Album cover: How Can You Be in Two Places at Once...\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/johnesimpson.com\/images\/howcanyoube_cover.jpg?ssl=1\" alt=\"Album cover: How Can You Be in Two Places at Once...\" \/><\/p>\n<span class=\"su-dropcap su-dropcap-style-light\" style=\"font-size:2em\">I<\/span>&#8216;ve resisted. Oh, how I&#8217;ve resisted.<\/p>\n<p>Really &#8212; it&#8217;s been, like, <em>Thou shalt not&#8230;<\/em> and <em>Stay thy hand&#8230;<\/em> and all the rest of those Biblical-sounding injunctions. I&#8217;ve been strong. I&#8217;ve <em>cared<\/em>. Ultimately, alas, although I wrestled with the angel, s\/he has overcome me. It was never easy.<\/p>\n<p>And in the end, it was not even possible.<\/p>\n<p>Yes. It&#8217;s time I mentioned The Firesign Theatre.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<span class=\"su-dropcap su-dropcap-style-light\" style=\"font-size:2em\">I<\/span>f you&#8217;re not a regular reader of <em>RAMH<\/em> and reading this post, you&#8217;ve probably landed here because, like me, you already know who they are. You&#8217;re just looking for <em>more<\/em>. You might want to skip through this post.<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t know who they are, here&#8217;s how Wikipedia starts its article:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Firesign Theatre is an American comedy troupe consisting of Phil Austin, Peter Bergman, David Ossman, and Philip Proctor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The Firesign Theater employ a stream of consciousness style that links direct references to movies, radio, TV, political figures, and other cultural sources, intermingled with sound effects and bits of music. The resulting &#8220;stories&#8221; are quite bizarre, including the theft of a high school, a fair full of clowns and holograms, and aliens who use hemp smoking to turn people into crows. The stories are often interrupted by commercials that may be a &#8220;send-up&#8221; of a real product&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The die-hard fans of Firesign Theater tend to rehash and rehearse the scripts, quoting them randomly to each other&#8230; the stories on the first side of many of the albums ran together into one long zany diatribe.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n[Note variant\u00a0 spellings of <em>Theatre<\/em>. The <em>-re<\/em> is right.]\n<p class=\"highlight\"><strong>Aside:<\/strong> Before proceeding further, note the phrases &#8220;die-hard fans,&#8221; &#8220;rehash and rehearse the scripts,&#8221; and &#8220;quoting them randomly.&#8221; Just as with certain movies, like <em>The Wizard of Oz<\/em>, <em>This Is Spinal Tap<\/em>, and <em>300<\/em>, the work of Firesign Theatre can seem most appealing to those who&#8217;ve experienced it enough to quote from it verbatim. This leads to much long-suffering eye-rolling among spouses and other family members, friends, and often complete strangers who, alas, recognize the symptoms but have never themselves been infected. All of which explains both why I resisted confessing the Firesign obsession, and why I eventually have found myself succumbing.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, right out of the gate, you know much of what you need to know to decide if you might actually, like, <em>laugh<\/em> at a Firesign bit. Comedy. Free-wheeling and somewhat amorphous, despite the routines&#8217; basis in actual, tightly-controlled and well-rehearsed scripts. Cross-referential, to various elements in pop culture (even, as it happens, to other Firesign works).<\/p>\n<p>A couple other factoids might be useful:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Firesign Theatre is a product of the 1960s USA counterculture, though the group remains active here and there. And now and then.<\/li>\n<li>Although Firesign has dabbled in other media, their biggest succes has come via radio and albums (vinyl, transferred to tape, transferred to CD, transferred to MP3 and other digital form). Like Garrison Keillor, Jean Shepherd, the producers of the British <em>Dr. Who<\/em> radio show, and so on, their primary medium is <em>sound<\/em>, and their favored canvas, the imaginations of their audience. (The members of the group were fans of the British <a title=\"The Goon Show Site\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thegoonshow.net\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Goon Show<\/em><\/a>, whose influence pervades Firesign&#8217;s dialogue, rhythms of speech, and dramatic setups (such as they are).)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<span class=\"su-dropcap su-dropcap-style-light\" style=\"font-size:2em\">M<\/span>y first exposure to the guys was via the album whose cover appears at the top of this post, which I first heard on a vinyl LP circa 1970.<\/p>\n<p>My friend (and future brother-in-law) and I donned our respective sets of headphones and settled in for what I was sure would be some sort of crazy experimental-rock recording&#8230; and promptly fell down the rabbit hole.<\/p>\n<p>On first listen, I couldn&#8217;t make any sense at all of Side 1. It overwhelmed me, bombarding my ears &#8212; easily confused under the best of circumstances &#8212; with one-liners, awful puns, <em>hilarious<\/em> puns, scraps of TV game shows and radio ads turned inside-out, parodies of commercial jingles, bizarre accents and dialects, street signs which read themselves aloud, a little riff on what I recognized from math classes but didn&#8217;t yet know as <a title=\"Wikipedia, on Zeno's dichotomy paradox\" rel=\"noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Zeno%27s_paradoxes#The_dichotomy_paradox\" target=\"_blank\">Zeno&#8217;s &#8220;dichotomy paradox&#8221;<\/a>, people falling into commercials and vice-versa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I could grab onto a narrative in bursts of maybe 10 or 20 seconds at a time, but these were separated by 30 seconds or more of chaos as the main character &#8212; or was he? &#8212; changed radio stations at random.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I had to listen to it again.<\/p>\n<p>But first, my friend looked at me and I at him. We were both grinning, both a little perplexed. He flipped the album over.<\/p>\n<p>Side 2 of the <em>How Can You Be&#8230;<\/em> album (or <em>HCYB)<\/em> is unlike Side 1. It&#8217;s a full half-hour narrative, with a beginning, middle, and end. It&#8217;s even a recognizable genre, a parody of old-time radio <em>noir<\/em> mysteries featuring a hard-boiled detective, a sleazy weasel of a villain, a beautiful (and perhaps deadly) woman, a police detective at odds with the private eye, and a butler who may or may not have done it. (The &#8220;broadcast&#8221; is even interrupted by commercials and public-service announcements.) For this reason, it&#8217;s among Firesign&#8217;s more accessible (and popular) recordings.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t expect to find The Shadow or Dick Tracy here, at least as you&#8217;ve ever found them before. And listen &#8212; listen <em>hard<\/em>, and probably more than once.<\/p>\n<p>Below, then, is (are?) <em>The Further Adventures of Nick Danger<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>And can you do me a favor? If you give it a listen, please add a comment letting me know how far you got into it. (I won&#8217;t be insulted if you don&#8217;t finish &#8212; just curious!)<\/p>\n\n<p>P.S. If you&#8217;re interested, although I don&#8217;t have all of Side 1 online, here&#8217;s a clip from it &#8212; the so-called &#8220;Ralph Spoilsport Motors&#8221; segment. Among other things, it&#8217;s a takeoff on a real used-car dealer&#8217;s radio ads, which played played all over the western US. Here&#8217;s an (approximate) transcript of the opening, which may serve to anchor you a bit before the boat goes skittering away across the surface:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hiya friends! Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors &#8212; the world\u2019s largest new used and used new car automobile dealership &#8212; Ralph Spoilsport Motors &#8212; here in the city of&#8230; <em>Em<\/em>physema! Let\u2019s just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders and two-way sneeze wind vents, star-studded mud guard, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents and factory air-conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped air-conditioned factory! It\u2019s a beautiful car, friends, with doors to match! Birch\u2019s Blacklist says this automobile was stolen but for you, friends, a complete price: <strong>only<\/strong> <span style=\"font-size: 80%;\">two-ninety-<\/span><strong>five <em>hundred<\/em> dollars<\/strong> in easy monthly payments of twenty dollars a week, twice a week and never on Sunday!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n<p>_______________________<\/p>\n<p>* The title of this post is the name under which most (all?) of Firesign Theatre&#8217;s work is copyrighted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;ve resisted. Oh, how I&#8217;ve resisted. Really &#8212; it&#8217;s been, like, Thou shalt not&#8230; and Stay thy hand&#8230; and all the rest of those Biblical-sounding injunctions. I&#8217;ve been strong. I&#8217;ve cared. Ultimately, alas, although I wrestled with the angel, s\/he has overcome me. It was never easy. 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