{"id":22652,"date":"2020-05-05T12:52:01","date_gmt":"2020-05-05T16:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=22652"},"modified":"2020-05-05T12:52:05","modified_gmt":"2020-05-05T16:52:05","slug":"microfiction-practice-5-nara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2020\/05\/microfiction-practice-5-nara\/","title":{"rendered":"Microfiction Practice #5: Nara"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"smalltext highlight\"><em>[Don&#8217;t know what this is? See <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2020\/05\/working-in-the-small\/\" target=\"_blank\">this post<\/a> for some background.]<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Prompt #504:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Genre: comedy<\/li><li>Word: <em>wide<\/em><\/li><li>Action: milking a yak<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Story<\/strong> <em>(100 words, per Microsoft Word)<\/em>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>A native Nepali, Sreva fascinated me; we began dating soon after meeting. Later, she invited me to her family\u2019s Colorado yak ranch. Sreva&#8217;s father spoke no English, but led me to the barn one morning to meet the pride of their herd. &#8220;Nara,&#8221; he said, gesturing in the yak\u2019s direction. He sat me on a stool beside Nara, handed me a pail, and mimed milking her.<\/p><p>I woke up in the hospital, my forehead hoofprint-dented; Sreva&#8217;s wide mouth barely restrained her laughter. &#8220;Dad&#8217;s joke,&#8221; she said: <em>nara<\/em> &#8212; not a name, as it happens &#8212; simply means <em>male<\/em> in Nepali.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Don&#8217;t know what this is? See this post for some background.] Prompt #504: Genre: comedy Word: wide Action: milking a yak Story (100 words, per Microsoft Word): A native Nepali, Sreva fascinated me; we began dating soon after meeting. Later, she invited me to her family\u2019s Colorado yak ranch. 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