{"id":24915,"date":"2021-10-29T08:29:36","date_gmt":"2021-10-29T12:29:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=24915"},"modified":"2021-10-29T08:29:57","modified_gmt":"2021-10-29T12:29:57","slug":"how-to-discombobulate-a-demon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2021\/10\/how-to-discombobulate-a-demon\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Discombobulate a Demon"},"content":{"rendered":"
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[Image: “Demons<\/a>,” by a Flickr user who identifies themselves only as “Ken.” (Used here under a Creative Commons license — thank you!)]<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

That time of year again, as whiskey river<\/a><\/em> reminds us:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Scary Movies<\/strong><\/p>

Today the cloud shapes are terrifying,
and I keep expecting some enormous
black-and-white B-movie Cyclops
to appear at the edge of the horizon,<\/p>

to come striding over the ocean
and drag me from my kitchen
to the deep cave that flickered
into my young brain one Saturday<\/p>

at the Baronet Theater where I sat helpless
between my older brothers, pumped up
on candy and horror — that cave,
the litter of human bones<\/p>

gnawed on and flung toward the entrance,
I can smell their stench as clearly
as the bacon fat from breakfast. This
is how it feels to lose it —<\/p>

not sanity, I mean, but whatever it is
that helps you get up in the morning
and actually leave the house
on those days when it seems like death<\/p>

in his brown uniform
is cruising his panel truck
of packages through your neighborhood.
I think of a friend’s voice<\/p>

on her answering machine —
Hi, I’m not here<\/em> —
the morning of her funeral,
the calls filling up the tape<\/p>

and the mail still arriving,
and I feel as afraid as I was
after all those vampire movies
when I’d come home and lie awake<\/p>

all night, rigid in my bed,
unable to get up
even to pee because the undead
were waiting underneath it;<\/p>

if I so much as stuck a bare
foot out there in the unprotected air
they’d grab me by the ankle and pull me
under. And my parents said there was<\/p>

nothing there, when I was older
I would know better, and now
they’re dead, and I’m older,
and I know better.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

(Kim Addonizio [source<\/a><\/em>])<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A newsletter I subscribe to also offered this, in perhaps (and perhaps not) coincidental manner:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

One day Milarepa left his cave to gather firewood, and when he returned he found that his cave had been taken over by demons. There were demons everywhere! His first thought upon seeing them was, “I have got to get rid of them!” He lunges toward them, chasing after them, trying forcefully to get them out of his cave. But the demons are completely unfazed. In fact, the more he chases them, the more comfortable and settled-in they seem to be. Realizing that his efforts to run them out have failed miserably, Milarepa opts for a new approach and decides to teach them the dharma. If chasing them out won\u2019t work, then maybe hearing the teachings will change their minds and get them to go. So he takes his seat and begins teaching about existence and nonexistence, compassion and kindness, the nature of impermanence. After a while he looks around and realizes all the demons are still there. They simply stare at him with their huge bulging eyes; not a single one is leaving.<\/p>

At this point Milarepa lets out a deep breath of surrender, knowing now that these demons will not be manipulated into leaving and that maybe he has something to learn from them. He looks deeply into the eyes of each demon and bows, saying, “It looks like we’re going to be here together. I open myself to whatever you have to teach me.” In that moment all the demons but one disappear. One huge and especially fierce demon, with flaring nostrils and dripping fangs, is still there. So Milarepa lets go even further. Stepping over to the largest demon, he offers himself completely, holding nothing back. “Eat me if you wish.” He places his head in the demon’s mouth, and at that moment the largest demon bows low and dissolves into space.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

(Aura Glaser [source<\/a><\/em>])<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We’re in central Ohio at the time I’m posting this, having stopped for just a single night en route to Kentucky, Tennessee, and points beyond. Hope you’re all staying safe, and keeping the monsters at bay… as with a frustratingly tenacious bout of hiccups, sometimes it can help just to distract yourself enough: they get bored and move on. Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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