{"id":28604,"date":"2025-06-27T11:26:49","date_gmt":"2025-06-27T15:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=28604"},"modified":"2025-06-27T11:26:56","modified_gmt":"2025-06-27T15:26:56","slug":"the-light-changes-and-ding-the-world-goes-topsy-turvy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2025\/06\/the-light-changes-and-ding-the-world-goes-topsy-turvy\/","title":{"rendered":"The Light Changes and — Ding! — the World Goes Topsy-Turvy"},"content":{"rendered":"
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[Image: “Greenway Funhouse,” by John E. Simpson.\u00a0(Photo shared here under a Creative Commons License; for more information, see\u00a0this page<\/a>\u00a0at\u00a0<\/em><\/em>RAMH.)<\/em>]<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

From whiskey river’s commonplace book<\/a><\/em>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Design<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here is the day, sun, gulls
backlit and cresting, a jackhammer
going on, suggesting
I’m here but not really
in it, I’m more
representative
of a person in early
ambient fall,
near a fountain, and Thursday
farmers’ market
like an architect’s model, precise,
small me, stuck on a bench
reading a book, lending the air
of things going too fast.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

(Lia Purpura [source<\/a><\/em>])<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…and (last three paragraphs):<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

“I can’t help it,” I said. “My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb things.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Your what and your what?” he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“My soul and my meat,” I said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“They’re separate?” he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I sure hope they are,” I said. I laughed. “I would hate to be responsible for what my meat does.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I told him, only half joking, about how I imagined the soul of each person, myself included, as being a sort of flexible neon tube inside. All the tube could do was receive news about what was happening with the meat, over which it had no control.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“So when people I like do something terrible,” I said, “I just flense them and forgive them.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Flense?<\/em>” he said. “What’s flense?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“It’s what whalers used to do to whale carcasses when they got them on board,” I said. “They would strip off the skin and blubber and meat right down to the skeleton. I do that in my head to people—get rid of all the meat so I can see nothing but their souls. Then I forgive them.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

(Kurt Vonnegut [source<\/a><\/em>])<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…and:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

The Afterlife<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

While you are preparing for sleep, brushing your teeth,
or riffling through a magazine in bed,
the dead of the day are setting out on their journey.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They’re moving off in all imaginable directions,
each according to his own private belief,
and this is the secret that silent Lazarus would not reveal:
that everyone is right, as it turns out.
you go to the place you always thought you would go,
the place you kept lit in an alcove in your head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some are being shot into a funnel of flashing colors
into a zone of light, white as a January sun.
Others are standing naked before a forbidding judge who sits
with a golden ladder on one side, a coal chute on the other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some have already joined the celestial choir
and are singing as if they have been doing this forever,
while the less inventive find themselves stuck
in a big air conditioned room full of food and chorus girls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some are approaching the apartment of the female God,
a woman in her forties with short wiry hair
and glasses hanging from her neck by a string.
With one eye she regards the dead through a hole in her door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There are those who are squeezing into the bodies
of animals—eagles and leopards—and one trying on
the skin of a monkey like a tight suit,
ready to begin another life in a more simple key,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

while others float off into some benign vagueness,
little units of energy heading for the ultimate elsewhere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There are even a few classicists being led to an underworld
by a mythological creature with a beard and hooves.
He will bring them to the mouth of the furious cave
guarded over by Edith Hamilton and her three-headed dog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The rest just lie on their backs in their coffins
wishing they could return so they could learn Italian
or see the pyramids, or play some golf in a light rain.
They wish they could wake in the morning like you
and stand at a window examining the winter trees,
every branch traced with the ghost writing of snow.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

(Billy Collins [source<\/a><\/em>])<\/p>\n\n\n\n

From elsewhere:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

\u201cThere was a girl, Minnawara. She was clever, good with a spear. Eyes that could spot a kookaburra a kilometer away. One day, she stole a sling. The sling was supposed to belong to the whole tribe, but Minnawara hid it in a pouch. When the tribe discovered the sling was missing, they became very angry, and the elder asked Minnawara if she\u2019d taken it. And she said no. So the elder put magic on the ground, and the ground began to get hot. The elder said, \u2018Are your feet warm, Minnawara?\u2019 That was the magic. Only someone who lied would feel the heat. She said no, her feet were fine. But soon she couldn\u2019t stand it, so she began to hop from one foot to the other. And then she jumped. The elder said, \u2018Why are you jumping, Minnawara?\u2019 and she said, \u2018I like to jump. I will always jump.\u2019 And she did; she jumped everywhere for the rest of her days, because she was too stubborn to give up the sling. Her feet grew long and tough, and she was the first kangaroo.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

(Max Barry [source<\/a><\/em>])<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…and:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n[Otis] disappears immediately with Fiona into her room, where along with the Beanie Baby overpop she keeps a Melanie\u2019s Mall, with which Otis has become strangely intrigued. Melanie herself is a half-scale Barbie with a gold credit card she uses for clothes, makeup, hairstyling, and other necessities, though the secret identity Otis and Fiona have given her is a bit darker and requires some quick costume changes. The Mall has a water fountain, a pizza parlor, an ATM, and most important an escalator, which comes in handy for shoot-out scenarios, Otis having introduced into the suburban girl idyll a number of four-and-a-half-inch action figures, many from the cartoon show Dragonball Z<\/em>, including Prince Vegeta, Goku and Gohan, Zarbon, and others. Scenarios tend to center on violent assault, terrorist shoplifting sprees, and yup discombobulation, each of which ends in the widespread destruction of the Mall, principally at the hands of Fiona\u2019s alter ego the eponymous Melanie, in cape and ammo belts, herself. Among fiercely imagined smoke and wreckage, with generic plastic bodies horizontal and disassembled everywhere, Otis and Fiona kiss off each episode by high-fiving and singing the tag from the Melanie\u2019s Mall commercial, \u201cIt\u2019s cool at the Mall.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

(Thomas Pynchon [source<\/a><\/em>])<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…and:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Saying of Mulla Nasrudin<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

If I survive this life without dying, I\u2019ll be surprised.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

(Idries Shah [source<\/a><\/em>])<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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