{"id":2990,"date":"2009-01-27T13:24:03","date_gmt":"2009-01-27T18:24:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=2990"},"modified":"2009-01-27T13:24:03","modified_gmt":"2009-01-27T18:24:03","slug":"shoulda-thoughta-that-and-the-worst-songs-evah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/shoulda-thoughta-that-and-the-worst-songs-evah\/","title":{"rendered":"“Shoulda Thoughta That.” And the Worst. Songs. Evah<\/em>."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"One of The Missus’s ongoing laments involves the infamous curve, which she seems forever ahead of. “Did you see,” she’ll say to me, “that [insert name of formerly unknown person]<\/em> just made [insert some number which includes many zeroes and a currency symbol]<\/em> from [insert random clever idea here]<\/em>? I can’t believe it. That was my<\/em> idea!”<\/p>\n

Over at the Writing Well Is the Best Revenge<\/em> blog, a recent post<\/a> starts out by touching on a similar phenomenon: encountering ideas they’ve never had, but wish they did. Specifically, they talk about the Publisher’s Lunch e-newsletter, which provides reports of recent book deals. BIG book deals.<\/p>\n

I know it’s, what, masochistic? Not because I begrudge anyone the fabulous deals they made–oh no way! If books are getting purchased and publishers are humming along, I’m all for it.<\/p>\n

No–what’s masochistic is the constantly recurring thought that I am unable to suppress. And that is: oh–I should have thought of that<\/span>.<\/p>\n

Or worse: Oh, I COULD have thought of that<\/span>.<\/p>\n

We won’t even discuss “I DID think of that<\/span>, years and years ago, but didn’t do anything about it” [Ed. note: <\/em>viz., The Missus’s lament]<\/em><\/span> because that way lies true madness. (Two little words: Animal Planet<\/span>.)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Which leads them — gotta love it, someone else is easily distracted, too — to consider the announcement of the sale of Christopher Bowles’s book, Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart<\/em>:<\/p>\n

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The 100 Worst Songs Ever, a highly personal, deeply offensive, politically incorrect and humorous catalog of pretentious lyrics, bad rhymes and syrupy pap, including classics we love to hate such as ‘Achy Breaky Heart,’ ‘Sometimes When We Touch,’ and of course ‘Ice Ice Baby’ by the singular Vanilla Ice, … for publication in 2010…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

(By the way, I found a similar post<\/a> on the Spinner.com site, from 2007: “The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever,” starting with the line from Elton John’s\/Bernie Taupin’s “Your Song”: “If I was a sculptor\/But then again, no.” Ha!)<\/p>\n

All of which leads them to consider bad<\/em> ideas they’ve never<\/em> had… and of course to bad song lyrics, in particular.<\/p>\n

Their nominees:<\/p>\n