{"id":3606,"date":"2009-03-03T11:08:21","date_gmt":"2009-03-03T16:08:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=3606"},"modified":"2009-03-03T11:08:21","modified_gmt":"2009-03-03T16:08:21","slug":"always-pause-before-opening-the-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/always-pause-before-opening-the-door\/","title":{"rendered":"Always Pause Before Opening the Door"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Not a quick death, by Dan Piraro\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/johnesimpson.com\/images\/notaquickdeath2.jpg?resize=461%2C531&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"531\" \/>I do love a punchline &#8212; or a cartoon caption &#8212; which makes me pause for a split-second before making me snort. (Score another for the Bizarro strip.)<\/p>\n<p>This one&#8217;s even better than that first split-second made me realize, as I just noticed when uploading it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do love a punchline &#8212; or a cartoon caption &#8212; which makes me pause for a split-second before making me snort. (Score another for the Bizarro strip.) This one&#8217;s even better than that first split-second made me realize, as I just noticed when uploading it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","h5ap_radio_sources":[],"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[405,273,713],"tags":[388,1060,1061],"class_list":{"0":"post-3606","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-nature","7":"category-comics","8":"category-humor-writing_cat","9":"tag-cats","10":"tag-bizarro","11":"tag-death","12":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6kZSG-Wa","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3606"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3609,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3606\/revisions\/3609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}