{"id":4523,"date":"2009-05-21T11:33:12","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T15:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=4523"},"modified":"2009-05-21T16:32:03","modified_gmt":"2009-05-21T20:32:03","slug":"it-is-a-tweet-universally-acknowledged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/it-is-a-tweet-universally-acknowledged\/","title":{"rendered":"It Is a Tweet Universally Acknowledged…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Truly brilliant stuff<\/a>. Very brief excerpt:<\/p>\n

TheRealJaneAusten:<\/strong>
\nIt is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of good fortune must be in want of a wife.<\/p>\n

MrsB:<\/strong>
\nA Mr Bingley–worth 50,000 followers a year–has joined Twitter! He’s brought a friend, Mr Darcy–worth 100,000 followers a year! Pls RT<\/p>\n

MrsB:<\/strong>
\n@JaneB @LizzyB @MaryBsaphorisms @KittyB @LydiaB I will have one of you girls married into internet fame yet. Just you wait.<\/p>\n

LizzyB:<\/strong>
\n@MrsB But mother, I think we can pull ourselves up by our dooce-straps just fine.<\/p>\n

MrsB:<\/strong>
\nBlogcasting: How to find husbands for your daughters: http:\/\/tinyurl\/momblog<\/a> Now with free giveaway from our Etsy embroidery shop. Pls RT<\/p>\n

LizzieB:<\/strong>
\n@JaneB If I could love a man who would love me enough to take me for a mere 50 followers, I should be well pleased…<\/p>\n

LizzieB:<\/strong>
\n@JaneB …but such a man wouldn’t be sensible & I could never love a man who was out of his twits. LOL<\/p>\n

JaneB:<\/strong>
\nOh @LizzyB, it is my ardent wish to marry 4 love. Love, respect AND dual laptops would be most agreeable. #iamdullbutpretty<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

…and it gets much, much better. I am in awe.<\/p>\n[Hat tip to Maggie, Dammit<\/a>.]\n

[Aside to self: In any week when you really need to use the Web for productive reasons, do <\/em>not allow Google Reader to open, under any circumstances.]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Truly brilliant stuff. Very brief excerpt: TheRealJaneAusten: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of good fortune must be in want of a wife. MrsB: A Mr Bingley–worth 50,000 followers a year–has joined Twitter! He’s brought a friend, Mr Darcy–worth 100,000 followers a year! Pls RT MrsB: @JaneB @LizzyB @MaryBsaphorisms […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","h5ap_radio_sources":[],"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[37,5,713],"tags":[977,1013,1238],"class_list":{"0":"post-4523","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-onlineworld","7":"category-06_writing","8":"category-humor-writing_cat","9":"tag-twitter","10":"tag-jane-austen","11":"tag-pride-prejudice","12":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6kZSG-1aX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4523"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4527,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4523\/revisions\/4527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}