{"id":4666,"date":"2009-05-31T17:00:53","date_gmt":"2009-05-31T21:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=4666"},"modified":"2009-05-31T17:00:53","modified_gmt":"2009-05-31T21:00:53","slug":"very-dead-things-and-a-small-box-of-chocolate-bunnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/very-dead-things-and-a-small-box-of-chocolate-bunnies\/","title":{"rendered":"Very Dead Things, and a Small Box of Chocolate Bunnies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee), as the townsfolk thought of her\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/johnesimpson.com\/images\/thequeenlaurapalmer_sm.jpg?resize=225%2C320&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"320\" \/>If you&#8217;ve read my <a title=\"Earlier RAMH post: 'Her Little Voice'\" href=\"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/her-little-voice\/\" target=\"_blank\">most recent Friday post<\/a>, you&#8217;ve probably figured out that the early-1990s TV series <em>Twin Peaks<\/em> looms large in The Missus&#8217;s and my collective imagination.<\/p>\n<p>(Actually, we have a habit of latching onto odd, off-center network series which don&#8217;t have a chance in hell of surviving past the first season or two &#8212; simply because of the confusion and venality of network executives. Don&#8217;t even get us started on <em>American Gothic<\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p>When we met, online, in 1991, the show was in its first season. Prior to the premier, I&#8217;d read a review by &#8212; of all people &#8212; Pauline Kael, in <em>The New Yorker<\/em>, and it made up my mind that I just had to watch that episode, even if none of the later ones. I can&#8217;t find this review online anywhere (even though, with my subscriber&#8217;s credentials, I&#8217;ve got access to the magazine&#8217;s entire archives; maybe I read it somewhere else?). But Kael was nuts about the premier episode; she wrote of the first glimpse of Laura Palmer as something like &#8220;quite possibly the deadest thing you will ever see on network television.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee) as she looked at the start of the series\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/johnesimpson.com\/images\/thedeadlaurapalmer2_sm.jpg?resize=225%2C325&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"325\" \/>(That&#8217;s <em>that<\/em> Laura Palmer at the right. Above and to the left is Laura Palmer as the folks of Twin Peaks, Washington, tended &#8212; through their rose-colored glasses &#8212; to think of her.)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s hard to describe the show&#8217;s appeal, without sounding like a groupie or someone with a twisted sense of humor. But I can tell you the things that (aside from our relationship) The Missus and I value about it:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The music:<\/strong> It&#8217;s become a threadbare convention of TV series to incorporate <em>real<\/em> music &#8212; pop hits, often oldies &#8212; as their soundtracks. This can be more or less effective, depending on the sensibilities of the show&#8217;s producers. <em>The Sopranos<\/em>, for instance, consistently chose perfect songs both to accompany the on-screen action and to play over the closing credits. But <em>Twin Peaks<\/em> had a real film composer, Angelo Badalamenti, working on its score. And damn did it work, from the title song to the jazzy, finger-snapping music which accompanied the scenes during which (say) Audrey Horne danced by herself, as here:<br \/>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"344\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/kYSYlVFF_94&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/kYSYlVFF_94&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/li>\n<li><strong>The characters:<\/strong> Any list of these would start with the one played by the show&#8217;s star, Kyle McLachlan: FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper. <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Agent Cooper and Sheriff Truman\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/johnesimpson.com\/images\/cooperandtruman_sm.jpg?resize=225%2C231&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"231\" \/>He first appears well into the premier episode, on the trail of a serial killer whose most recent victim, he believes, may be Laura Palmer. Cooper&#8217;s in a car driving through the evergreen woods of the Pacific Northwest, and rhapsodizing into a little tape recorder to &#8220;Diane&#8221; (his presumptive assistant, whose voice or face we never encountered throughout the whole series) about the trees, and the coffee, and cherry pie, and &#8212; oh yes &#8212; the gruesome murder of this young girl. Cooper&#8217;s probably one of the five weirdest characters ever portrayed on TV, including cable TV, and yet also one of the most strangely endearing.<\/li>\n<li><strong>The &#8220;look&#8221;:<\/strong> Douglas fir branches thrashing in the wind; a traffic light, changing at night from green, to yellow, to red, to green; Cooper&#8217;s dreams of a mysterious red-curtained room in which a little man dances, and Laura Palmer (or is it?) whispers secrets (or are they?) into his &#8212; Cooper&#8217;s &#8212; ear; doughnuts, in a dozen stacks of two apiece, arrayed across the top of a conference table at the local Sheriff&#8217;s office; a gaunt bald giant, spotlighted, informing Cooper <em>It is happening again<\/em>; Windom Earle throwing knives at Major Briggs, mounted like a magician&#8217;s assistant on the big revolving disk&#8230; Unforgettable.<\/li>\n<li><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Nadine and Hurley, in one of their better moments\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/johnesimpson.com\/images\/nadineandedhurley_sm.jpg?resize=225%2C289&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"289\" \/>The humor:<\/strong> Considering how dark and frightening are the events depicted, and considering the nightmares many of the characters are clearly living, it&#8217;s surprising how damned <em>funny<\/em> the series is. Most of this is bizarre humor, especially centered around the characters&#8217;, er, foibles. (<em>Viz.<\/em>, Big Ed&#8217;s one-eyed wife  Nadine, and her quest to invent 100% noiseless curtain runners, or the forensic genius Albert Rosenfield, surely the rudest man ever to cross the town line of Twin Peaks, or the cross-dressing\/undercover FBI agent Dennis\/Denise played by David Duchovny, pre-<em>X-Files<\/em>.) But it&#8217;s hard &#8212; for me, anyway &#8212; to get through even 15 minutes of an episode without laughing out loud.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I&#8217;m not out to make converts of anyone &#8212; I know the series wasn&#8217;t to everyone&#8217;s taste. (And I know how much it threatened to ride off the rails, especially during its second and final season, especially after we learned Who Killed Laura Palmer. (Many viewers think that the &#8220;threatened to,&#8221; there, is superfluous.)) And I can&#8217;t ignore the knowledge of all the great TV that preceded and followed it &#8212; nor the knowledge that, after all, it&#8217;s <em>only<\/em> a TV show.<\/p>\n<p>But <em>Twin Peaks<\/em> continues to have the allure and appeal of a cultural milestone; I&#8217;m really glad to have experienced it when it happened. If you missed it then and since, you might want to take a peek at it via <a title=\"Netflix: 'Twin Peaks, Season 1'\" href=\"http:\/\/www.netflix.com\/Movie\/Twin_Peaks_Season_1\/70086595\" target=\"_blank\">Netflix<\/a> or your local video store. Just the first episode. Just that <em>one<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>________________________<\/p>\n<p><strong>About this post&#8217;s title:<\/strong> The &#8220;very dead things,&#8221; of course, refers to the Pauline Kael quote. As for the second phrase, it&#8217;s one which Cooper utters. He is going through the personal effects of Laura Palmer, including a diary with some unsettling contents, and he&#8217;s narrating all of what he sees and his reactions to it into his little tape recorder. The scene ends with the line, &#8220;Diane, I&#8217;m holding in my hands a small box of chocolate bunnies&#8221; &#8212; one of those lines which is pretty much guaranteed to bring a hoot of recognition from just about any <em>TP<\/em> fan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve read my most recent Friday post, you&#8217;ve probably figured out that the early-1990s TV series Twin Peaks looms large in The Missus&#8217;s and my collective imagination. 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