{"id":5466,"date":"2009-08-28T06:25:27","date_gmt":"2009-08-28T10:25:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=5466"},"modified":"2011-03-10T16:45:59","modified_gmt":"2011-03-10T21:45:59","slug":"hauntings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/hauntings\/","title":{"rendered":"Hauntings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Ingmar Bergmans Seventh Seal: the knight plays chess with Death\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/johnesimpson.com\/images\/seventhseal_sm.jpg?resize=500%2C293&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"293\" \/><\/p>\n<p>From <a title=\"whiskey river: Edna St. Vincent Millay, 'Childhood Is the Kingdom...'\" href=\"http:\/\/whiskeyriver.blogspot.com\/2009\/08\/childhood-is-not-from-birth-to-certain.html\" target=\"_blank\"><em>whiskey river<\/em><\/a> (first stanza):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Childhood Is the Kingdom Where Nobody Dies<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age<br \/>\nThe child is grown, and puts away childish things.<br \/>\nChildhood is the kingdom where nobody dies.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody that matters, that is. Distant relatives of course<br \/>\nDie, whom one never has seen or has seen for an hour,<br \/>\nAnd they gave one candy in a pink-and-green strip\u00e8d bag,<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 2em;\">or a jack-knife,<br \/>\nAnd went away, and cannot really be said to have lived at all.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>And cats die. They lie on the floor and lash their tails,<br \/>\nAnd their reticent fur is suddenly all in motion<br \/>\nWith fleas that one never knew were there,<br \/>\nPolished and brown, knowing all there is to know,<br \/>\nTrekking off into the living world.<br \/>\nYou fetch a shoe-box, but it&#8217;s much too small, because she won&#8217;t<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 2em;\">curl up now:<\/span><br \/>\nSo you find a bigger box, and bury her in the yard, and weep.<\/p>\n<p>But you do not wake up a month from then, two months,<br \/>\nA year from then, two years, in the middle of the night<br \/>\nAnd weep, with your knuckles in your mouth, and say Oh,<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 2em;\">God! Oh, God!<\/span><br \/>\nChildhood is the kingdom where nobody dies that matters, &#8212;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 2em;\">mothers and fathers don&#8217;t die.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>And if you have said, &#8220;For heaven&#8217;s sake, must you always be<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 2em;\">kissing a person?&#8221;<\/span><br \/>\nOr, &#8220;I do wish to gracious you&#8217;d stop tapping on the window<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 2em;\">with your thimble!&#8221;<\/span><br \/>\nTomorrow, or even the day after tomorrow if you&#8217;re busy<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 2em;\">having fun,<\/span><br \/>\nIs plenty of time to say, &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, mother.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>To be grown up is to sit at the table with people who have died,<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 2em;\">who neither listen nor speak;<\/span><br \/>\nWho do not drink their tea, though they always said<br \/>\nTea was such a comfort.<\/p>\n<p>Run down into the cellar and bring up the last jar of raspberries;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 2em;\">they are not tempted.<\/span><br \/>\nFlatter them, ask them what was it they said exactly<br \/>\nThat time, to the bishop, or to the overseer, or to Mrs. Mason;<br \/>\nThey are not taken in.<br \/>\nShout at them, get red in the face, rise,<br \/>\nDrag them up out of their chairs by their stiff shoulders and shake<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 2em;\">them and yell at them;<\/span><br \/>\nThey are not startled, they are not even embarrassed; they slide<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 2em;\">back into their chairs.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Your tea is cold now.<br \/>\nYou drink it standing up,<br \/>\nAnd leave the house.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Edna St. Vincent Millay)<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<a title=\"whiskey river: Leslie Harrison, 'How I Became a Ghost'\" href=\"http:\/\/whiskeyriver.blogspot.com\/2009\/08\/how-i-became-ghost-it-was-all-about.html\" target=\"_blank\">and<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>How I Became a Ghost<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It was all about objects, their objections<br \/>\nexpressed through a certain solidity.<\/p>\n<p>My house for example still moves<br \/>\nthrough me, moves me.<br \/>\nWhen I tried to reverse the process<br \/>\nI kept dropping things, kept finding myself<br \/>\nin the basement.<\/p>\n<p>Windows became more than<br \/>\nusually problematic.<br \/>\nI wanted to break them<br \/>\nwhich didn&#8217;t work, though for awhile<\/p>\n<p>I had more success with the lake.<\/p>\n<p>The phone worked for a long time<br \/>\nthough when I answered<br \/>\noften nobody was there.<\/p>\n<p>Bats crashed into me at night,<br \/>\nbut then didn&#8217;t anymore.<\/p>\n<p>The rings vanished from my hand,<br \/>\nthe pond.<\/p>\n<p>I stopped feeling the wind.<\/p>\n<p>One day the closets were empty.<\/p>\n<p>Another day the mirrors were.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Leslie Harrison [<a title=\"Memorious: Leslie Harrison, 'How I Became a Ghost'\" href=\"http:\/\/www.memorious.org\/?id=237\" target=\"_blank\"><em>source<\/em><\/a>])<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Not from whiskey river:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td nowrap=\"nowrap\" valign=\"top\" align=\"right\"><strong>Lucy Muir&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/strong><\/td>\n<td>Why do you haunt?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td nowrap=\"nowrap\" valign=\"top\" align=\"right\"><strong>Capt. Gregg&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/strong><\/td>\n<td>Because I have plans for me house which don&#8217;t include a pack of strangers barging in and making themselves at home.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td nowrap=\"nowrap\" valign=\"top\" align=\"right\"><strong>Lucy Muir&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/strong><\/td>\n<td>Then you were trying to frighten me away?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td nowrap=\"nowrap\" valign=\"top\" align=\"right\"><strong>Capt. Gregg&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/strong><\/td>\n<td>You call that trying? Ha-ha-ha! I&#8217;ve barely started. No, that was enough for all the others. They didn&#8217;t want any part of it let me tell you. Didn&#8217;t even stop to weigh anchor, they just cut the cables and ran.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td nowrap=\"nowrap\" valign=\"top\" align=\"right\"><strong>Lucy Muir&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/strong><\/td>\n<td>I think it&#8217;s very mean of you, frightening people. Childish too.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td nowrap=\"nowrap\" valign=\"top\" align=\"right\"><strong>Capt. Gregg&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/strong><\/td>\n<td>Well, in your case I am prepared to admit I charted the course with regret. You&#8217;re not a bad looking woman you know. Especially when you&#8217;re asleep.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td nowrap=\"nowrap\" valign=\"top\" align=\"right\"><strong>Lucy Muir&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/strong><\/td>\n<td>So, you were in my room this afternoon.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td nowrap=\"nowrap\" valign=\"top\" align=\"right\"><strong>Capt. Gregg&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/strong><\/td>\n<td>MY ROOM, madam!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>(from 1947&#8217;s <a title=\"Wikipedia, on 'The Ghost and Mrs. Muir'\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Ghost_and_Mrs._Muir\" target=\"_blank\"><em>The Ghost and Mrs. Muir<\/em><\/a>, directed by Joseph L. Mankiewicz, screenplay by Philip Dunne; Lucy Muir was played by Gene Tierney, Capt. Gregg, by Rex Harrison in high (and largely phony) dudgeon)<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and then there&#8217;s this, from <em>Reaper Man<\/em>, one of Terry Pratchett&#8217;s hilarious Discworld fantasy novels. In the books, the action takes place in a vaguely medieval time of castles, gods, knights, and so on; a recurring character is Death himself, with many of the stereotypical Death-personified attributes: has a skeletal appearance, dresses in a hooded, full-length black robe, rides a pale horse (named Binky), and so on. Pratchett adds his own touches: for instance, when Death speaks to those he haunts (most often but not always at the end of their lives), the text always appears without quotation marks and in so-called small capitals, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Like This<\/span>.* <\/p>\n<p>In <em>Reaper Man<\/em>, Death is surprised to learn that he has a finite lifespan (sort of an administrative cock-up, as it happens, which in time he himself will come to correct). Thus, he gives up his eternal career and rides off to experience some of the joys of mortal life.<\/p>\n<p>Like&#8230; working. Heck, like simply <em>making conversation<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, he comes upon a &#8220;Man Wanted&#8221; sign tacked up on an old, wooden fence around a farm. The letters have faded, but he decides to take a chance with the cantankerous old woman who lives there. After some initial questions &#8212; she&#8217;s doesn&#8217;t recognize him, of course, and is surprised anyone who looks like <em>this<\/em>, with a horse like <em>that<\/em>, might be seeking work as a farmhand &#8212; introductions are made:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;My name&#8217;s Miss Flitworth.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Yes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>She waited.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I expect you have a name, too,&#8221; she prompted.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Yes. That&#8217;s right.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>She waited again.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">I&#8217;m sorry?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What is your name?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The stranger started at her for a moment, and then looked around wildly.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Come on,&#8221; said Miss Flitworth. &#8220;I ain&#8217;t employing no one without no name. Mr&#8230;?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The figure stared upward.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Mr. Sky?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No one&#8217;s called Mr. Sky.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Mr. &#8230; Door?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>She nodded.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Could be. Could be Mr. Door. There was a chap called Doors I knew once. Yeah. Mr. Door. And your first name? Don&#8217;t tell me you haven&#8217;t got one of those, too. You&#8217;ve got to be a Bill or a Tom or a Bruce or one of those names.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Yes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">One of those.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Which one?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Er. The first one?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re a Bill?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Yes?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Miss Flitworth rolled her eyes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All right, Bill Sky&#8230;&#8221; she said.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Door.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah. Sorry. All right. Bill Door&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;\">Call me Bill.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Finally, from 1984, the &#8220;official&#8221; video for one of the year&#8217;s biggest hits, featuring cameos from a variety of mid-1980s TV and musical stars (including some who continue to haunt us, and the newest US Senator from Minnesota):<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"500\" height=\"405\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/KvkKX035484?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>____________________________<\/p>\n<p>* For a brief introduction to the character of Death in Pratchett&#8217;s books, see <a href=\"http:\/\/wiki.lspace.org\/wiki\/Death\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Discworld\/Pratchett Wiki: Death\">this page<\/a> at the Discworld &amp; Pratchett Wiki. By the way, if you don&#8217;t see &#8220;small capitals&#8221; above, it probably just means your browser isn&#8217;t fully up-to-date. For shame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From whiskey river (first stanza): Childhood Is the Kingdom Where Nobody Dies Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age The child is grown, and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies. Nobody that matters, that is. 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