{"id":6826,"date":"2010-02-15T11:14:11","date_gmt":"2010-02-15T16:14:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=6826"},"modified":"2010-02-15T11:14:11","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T16:14:11","slug":"canine-savagery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/canine-savagery\/","title":{"rendered":"Canine Savagery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"Kong dog toy and treats\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/johnesimpson.com\/images\/kongtoy_sm.jpg?resize=250%2C250&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" \/>They say we shouldn&#8217;t anthropomorphize animals. We shouldn&#8217;t project onto their behaviors human motivations, so goes the advice; maybe we could develop a <a title=\"Wikipedia, on Maslow's hierarchy of needs\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Maslow%27s_hierarchy_of_needs\" target=\"_blank\">Maslow&#8217;s pyramid<\/a> for them without stretching too much, but it&#8217;d be a mistake to give them them an upper level labeled &#8220;self-actualization.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Still, you know, it&#8217;s hard &#8212; almost impossible &#8212; not to at least ask questions about mysterious animal behavior. <em>Why are they doing X?<\/em>, <em>What&#8217;s the survival or evolutionary value of Y?<\/em>, and so on.<\/p>\n<p>Given a red-rubber toy like the one shown here, and little crunchy treats wedged into the opening, a dog (they say) will of course attempt to get the treats <em>out<\/em>. The act of figuring it out, and then executing it, can occupy (they say) a dog&#8217;s mind for long blocks of time.<\/p>\n<p>All this theory seems to work just fine with The Pooch in our household. What we can&#8217;t figure out is what, exactly, was the&#8230; hmm&#8230; the decision-making process which led to her particular solution. The solution goes something like this:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Bark madly in anticipation while toy and treat are being merged by human&#8217;s clever forepaws.<\/li>\n<li>When toy is tossed onto the floor, launch yourself in its pursuit.<\/li>\n<li><em>Attack<\/em> toy by, uh, barking madly as you push at it with the side of your head.<\/li>\n<li>Occasionally switch to dental-attack mode, until human expresses interest in toy.<\/li>\n<li>When hapless human expresses interest, get toy immediately out of human reach.<\/li>\n<li>Carry off toy&#8217;s lifeless (or at least deafened) corpse to somewhere safe, where it and the treat may be successfully taken apart.<\/li>\n<li>Continue barking intermittently, apparently just out of the sheer joy of unchained doggishness.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Now, unlike the stereotypical small dog, The Pooch &#8212; a Yorkshire terrier weighing less than five pounds &#8212; is not generally a yapper. But give her one of these toys and she loses all mooring in common sense.<\/p>\n<p>Exhibit A, my first YouTube upload ever:<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"500\" height=\"404.7\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/mMfH6Slssfs&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Frightening, eh wot?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They say we shouldn&#8217;t anthropomorphize animals. 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