{"id":7704,"date":"2010-06-11T20:00:22","date_gmt":"2010-06-12T00:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=7704"},"modified":"2010-06-12T13:52:52","modified_gmt":"2010-06-12T17:52:52","slug":"a-over-teakettle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/a-over-teakettle\/","title":{"rendered":"A** Over Teakettle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"2010 Write Your A** Off Day\/Write-a-Thon logo\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/johnesimpson.com\/images\/nywc_writeathonlogo.gif?resize=150%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/>As a reminder &#8212; not that you doubted! &#8212; I&#8217;ll be intensely preoccupied tomorrow, for the 2010 edition of the New York Writers Coalition&#8217;s Write Your A** Off Day.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Earlier RAMH post: 'Official 2010 Write Your A** Off Day (Pt 2)'\" href=\"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/official-2010-write-your-a-off-day-pt-2\/\" target=\"_blank\">I&#8217;ve mentioned before<\/a> that this year, they&#8217;re sponsoring an online &#8220;write-a-thon.&#8221; Participants are urged to take the 3K Challenge: to shoot for a goal of 3,000 words&#8217; output on the day. With a certain number and\/or volume of qualms, I&#8217;m in.<\/p>\n<p>I say &#8220;qualms&#8221; there because, as <a title=\"Earlier RAMH post: 'Woodchips and Sawdust'\" href=\"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/woodchips-and-sawdust\/\" target=\"_blank\">I&#8217;ve also mentioned<\/a>, I&#8217;ve been in a cavernous creative slump for weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Nonetheless, I&#8217;ll play along. I don&#8217;t expect to work on <em>Seems to Fit<\/em>, though. (I feel especially tender and protective about my putative work-in-progress; if my slough of despond drowns <em>it<\/em>, I&#8217;ll really be ready to hang up my keyboard and LaserJet.) Instead, over the course of the last few days I laid the groundwork for a new story; it&#8217;s got a fairly interesting plot hook, which I&#8217;d like to believe will propel me across the 3K mark at some point tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll see. In the meantime, if you catch me frolicking in your neighborhood or elsewhere around the Internet tomorrow, feel free to shy something* at me, and\/or yell (<em>\u00e0 la<\/em> many a childhood neighbor) something like, &#8220;Hey you &#8212; <em>get the hell off the playground<\/em> and <em>get back to work!<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>___________________<\/p>\n<p>* Shy me a brickbat, please. I&#8217;d love to know what a brickbat looks like. Especially one that&#8217;s been shied.<\/p>\n<p>___________________<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update, 2010-06-12, 2:55(ish) p.m.:<\/strong> So I crossed the 3K word mark at around 12:30. The current word count, after some tidying up, is 3,123 words. I&#8217;ll post what I got done today in a subsequent entry. This is just my placeholder announcement for anyone who stumbles in and wonders what the heck happened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a reminder &#8212; not that you doubted! &#8212; I&#8217;ll be intensely preoccupied tomorrow, for the 2010 edition of the New York Writers Coalition&#8217;s Write Your A** Off Day. 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