{"id":7856,"date":"2010-08-02T12:53:59","date_gmt":"2010-08-02T16:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=7856"},"modified":"2010-08-02T12:53:59","modified_gmt":"2010-08-02T16:53:59","slug":"hits-and-misses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2010\/08\/hits-and-misses\/","title":{"rendered":"Hits and Misses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Unhappy bystander\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/johnesimpson.com\/images\/innocentbystander_sm.jpg?resize=250%2C173&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"173\" \/><span class=\"dropcap\">C<\/span>omplicated here, during the last week. Not bad, just&#8230; complicated. Thought I&#8217;d sort of summarize a couple of points of potential interest, but first, a question for regular visitors:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>Have you had problems accessing <em>RAMH<\/em> recently?<\/strong> One of your number has reported getting repeated &#8220;the connection was reset by the server&#8221; errors. It&#8217;s prevented her from even seeing the site, apparently. (I got the information via a Facebook message.) I haven&#8217;t been able to reproduce it from any of various locations, using various browsers and operating systems. But I wanted to check before proceeding to see if anything like that has cropped up for the rest of you. (Of course &#8212; ha! &#8212; if it <em>has<\/em>, then you won&#8217;t be able to read this post.)<\/p>\n<p>Okay, now onto &#8220;real&#8221; matters&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dropcap\">T<\/span>he first is about The Pooch.<\/p>\n<p>Three Saturdays ago, I had a scary moment watching her collapse to the floor in a pair of apparent seizures, one right after the other. She seemed sorta-kinda okay afterward, but then last weekend we noticed that she&#8217;d started, apparently, to <em>see things<\/em>. She&#8217;ll suddenly look up, then off to one side, then up, down, to the other side&#8230; It&#8217;s like there&#8217;s a bird loose in the house. (Or outdoors, or wherever she happens to be.) She doesn&#8217;t do it all the time, just enough to be unnerving. Especially when she barks at &#8220;it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re still researching it with our <em>very good<\/em> veterinarian&#8217;s assistance. But if you have or are considering owning a Yorkshire terrier, you need to read up about a condition called <em>liver shunts<\/em>. (First indications were that The Pooch had one, but now, apparently, <em>not<\/em>.) Briefly, in this condition, toxins which might otherwise be cleaned from a dog&#8217;s circulatory system by the liver are instead bypassing it, going to the heart and then, of course, pumped out into the rest of the system. Two of the most alarming bits of information we learned over the last few days:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Yorkies are <em>36 times<\/em> more likely to have liver shunts&#8230; <em>than all other breeds combined<\/em>.<\/li>\n<li>Without treatment &#8212; or with only medical, non-surgical treatment &#8212; most dogs with liver shunts are euthanized within ten months of diagnosis, so that they won&#8217;t suffer.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>As I said, The Pooch doesn&#8217;t after all seem to have a liver shunt (although we&#8217;ve started making arrangements to confirm definitively). If you, too, have a Yorkie (or Maltese, or Irish wolfhound (!)), please spend a few minutes educating yourself if you haven&#8217;t already. A good place to start is the University of Tennessee\/Knoxville site, <a title=\"U of Kentucky\/Knoxville: liver shunts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.vet.utk.edu\/clinical\/sacs\/shunt\/index.php\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dropcap\">N<\/span>ext topic: writing. Ah, writing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A couple weeks ago, I <a title=\"Earlier RAMH post: 'Paying Attention to the Silence'\" href=\"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/paying-attention-to-the-silence\/\">described<\/a> a step I&#8217;d taken to break me out of a particularly stubborn period of creative blockage. Technological details aside, it&#8217;s basically involved forcing myself to go back through and read every bit of <em>Seems to Fit<\/em> which I&#8217;ve written so far in this draft, and detail for myself the inconsistencies, gaps, redundancies, and other structural issues I find.<\/p>\n<p>The Missus, God bless her, knew this was driving me crazy. And she waited until one day last week to ask me directly how it was going, in the absence of any information voluntarily forthcoming.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m afraid I sort of growled at first.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m finding,&#8221; I said, &#8220;that I am, finally, exactly as good a writer as I need to be to write this book.&#8221; Before she could interject, I added, &#8220;That&#8217;s the good news.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The bad news,&#8221; I went on, predictably, &#8220;is that I <em>still<\/em>, after all this time, cannot tell a story for sh!t.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But in the few days of reading and journaling since that conversation, y&#8217;know, I&#8217;m thinking today that maybe it&#8217;s not so dire.<\/p>\n<p>What I have noticed is that at about 40% of the way through writing the book, something seems to have gone <em>pop<\/em> in my head. Suddenly, the pace picked up. Suddenly, the way the characters talked to one another didn&#8217;t sound so wooden. Suddenly, things got more&#8230; <em>interesting<\/em>. It&#8217;s as though I realized at the time that I had to do something, anything, to keep the damned story from spiraling down the drain&#8230; and then did it.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m not exactly dancing a celebratory jig here. In the first place, if a story is going to drag somewhere, the first 40% of it is not the place you want it to happen. (I can see the query letter now: <em>Oh, and please start reading at about page 150 or so<\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p>Second, I&#8217;m still only about two-thirds of the way through. Plenty of room for further error.<\/p>\n<p>And you know? Even if I never touch any of the rest of it, that 40% is going to be a bear to revise.<\/p>\n<p>(I should also note that &#8212; so far &#8212; most of the direct copy-and-pasting I&#8217;ve done from earlier drafts has taken place within that 40%. So I&#8217;ve read and re-read and revised and re-read the bejeezus out of all that stuff already, years ago; it&#8217;s just really not that fresh.)<\/p>\n<p>Still, I&#8217;m hopeful.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"dropcap\">F<\/span>inally, I thought you&#8217;d all appreciate a little musical interlude. You may or may not be familiar with Amy Winehouse&#8217;s 2006 hit, &#8220;Rehab&#8221; <em>[<a title=\"Wikipedia, on 'Rehab'\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rehab_%28Amy_Winehouse_song%29\" target=\"_blank\">Wikipedia<\/a> \/ <a title=\"YouTube: official 'Rehab' video\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=5LTPRJqt2z4\" target=\"_blank\">video<\/a>]<\/em>. Here it is, in either case, reinterpreted by a Jamaican vocal group known as The Jolly Boys &#8212; whose average age, reportedly, works out to 70 years old:<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"500\" height=\"300.8\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/kqaadTlATqk&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Per <a title=\"About the Jolly Boys\" href=\"http:\/\/jollyboysmusic.com\/about.php\" target=\"_blank\">the &#8220;About&#8221; page<\/a> at the Jolly Boys Web site, their history goes back to the 1940s and Erroll Flynn. Here&#8217;s what the site says about their musical style, referred to as <em>mentos<\/em>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Mento was the music of the  Jamaican dancehalls before ska, rocksteady and reggae came along.  A  people\u2019s music typically played in the countryside on acoustic &#8212; often  homemade &#8212; instruments, it dates to the late 19th century.  Its lyrics  often dealt with rude or slack topics, or addressed the social issues of  the day.  Although often confused with calypso (largely because calling  it \u201ccalypso\u201d was a handy way of marketing it to tourists who didn\u2019t  know any better), it has a rawness and rhythmic feel that is uniquely  Jamaican.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Kickin&#8217;, huh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Complicated here, during the last week. Not bad, just&#8230; complicated. 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