{"id":8051,"date":"2011-03-14T06:55:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-14T10:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=8051"},"modified":"2011-03-14T06:55:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-14T10:55:00","slug":"dont-answer-the-door-theyre-wearing-gloves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/dont-answer-the-door-theyre-wearing-gloves\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Answer the Door. They&#8217;re Wearing&#8230; <em>Gloves<\/em>."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"499\" height=\"311\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/h6CcxJQq1x8?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p><em>[Hat tip to the <\/em><a title=\"Speak Coffee to Me: Ad of the Week, 2011-03-12 \" href=\"http:\/\/speakcoffeetome.blogspot.com\/2011\/03\/ad-of-week_12.html\" target=\"_blank\">Speak Coffee to Me<\/a><em> blog&#8217;s consistently brilliant selections in its Ad of the Week series]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Hat tip to the Speak Coffee to Me blog&#8217;s consistently brilliant selections in its Ad of the Week series]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","h5ap_radio_sources":[],"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13,115,196,37,713],"tags":[198,2267],"class_list":{"0":"post-8051","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-05_media","7":"category-advertisingpackaging","8":"category-television","9":"category-onlineworld","10":"category-humor-writing_cat","11":"tag-speak-coffee-to-me","12":"tag-cravendale","13":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6kZSG-25R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8051"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8051\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}