{"id":8210,"date":"2011-06-22T06:51:57","date_gmt":"2011-06-22T10:51:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/?p=8210"},"modified":"2011-06-22T14:26:28","modified_gmt":"2011-06-22T18:26:28","slug":"midweek-music-break-one-shoe-blues-sandra-boynton-via-b-b-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/midweek-music-break-one-shoe-blues-sandra-boynton-via-b-b-king\/","title":{"rendered":"Midweek Music Break: &#8220;One Shoe Blues&#8221; (Sandra Boynton <em>via<\/em> B.B. King)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"B.B. King and Boynton sock puppet\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/johnesimpson.com\/images\/bbking_oneshoeblues2.jpg?resize=500%2C282&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"smalltext\"><em>[Image: B.B. King and Boynton sock puppet]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I had occasion recently to be searching around for an image from the 1970s, the cover of possibly the biggest-selling greeting card in the planet&#8217;s (if not the universe&#8217;s) history. It was a cartoon, at the top of which was depicted a single hippopotamus, a small avian creature, and a pair of sheep. Beneath, in a charming apparently hand-lettered caption, it said:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-family: 'Shadows Into Light', Helvetica, Univers, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; important;\">Hippo&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Birdy&nbsp;&nbsp;Two Ewe<\/p>\n<p>This search made me wonder what had happened to the artist, Sandra Boynton. I took it for granted she continued to work in some capacity, even though she &#8212; something like the J.K. Rowling of greeting-card creators &#8212; surely could have retired after her first few products hit the market.<\/p>\n<p>She hasn&#8217;t retired, not at all. She&#8217;s certainly branched out, though. Among her other accomplishments, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sandra_Boynton\" target=\"_blank\">Wikipedia<\/a> identifies her as a songwriter and I wondered what that was all about. Hence I came to her 2007 album (actually her fourth), <em>Blue Moo: 17 Jukebox Hits from Way Back Never<\/em>. The Boynton-crafted songs on it purport to be (per the subtitle) actual hits from some imaginary parallel universe&#8217;s past; the album as a whole is marketed as children&#8217;s music. The performers featured, though, include folks likely to be appreciated by adults in our own universe&#8217;s past (and present) &#8212; Steve Lawrence, Patti LuPone, Sha Na Na, Brian Wilson, and so on.<\/p>\n<p>And buried in the middle, a true gem: &#8220;One Shoe Blues,&#8221; upon which B.B. King lavishes his signature attentions:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 90%; line-height: 1.25em;\"><em>[Below, click Play button to begin <\/em>One Shoe Blues<em>. While audio is playing, volume control appears at left &#8212; a row of little vertical bars. This clip is 3:09 long.<a class=\"hidden\" title=\"4.1MB - you sure about this?\" href=\"https:\/\/johnesimpson.com\/blog\/audio\/oneshoeblues_bbking.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">]<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<div style=\"border: 1px solid silver; margin: 0.25em 0.5em 0.5em; padding: 1em 0.5em 0pt; width: 400px; float: none; text-align: center;\" title=\"Click Play button to hear 'One Shoe Blues'\">[audio:oneshoeblues_bbking.mp3|titles=&#8217;One Shoe Blues&#8217;|artists=B.B. King]<\/div>\n<p>Lyrics:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em><strong>One Shoe Blues<\/strong><br \/>\n(by Sandra Boynton; performance by B.B. King)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Well, I woke up this morning<br \/>\nCouldn&#8217;t find my shoe<br \/>\nYes, I woke up this morning and I couldn&#8217;t find my shoe.<br \/>\nAlthough the right one is here, I need the left one too<br \/>\n(Yes, I do)<br \/>\nI can hear my mama calling.<br \/>\nShe says it&#8217;s time to go.<br \/>\nYes, I can hear my mama calling.<br \/>\nShe says:<br \/>\n<em>Really<\/em> now, it&#8217;s time to go.<br \/>\nI say:<br \/>\nMama, I can&#8217;t find one of my shoes!<br \/>\nAnd she says, <em>Oh no. Not again.<\/em><br \/>\nI&#8217;ve got the one shoe blues<br \/>\nIt seems they&#8217;re never gonna stop.<br \/>\nYes, those one shoe blues.<br \/>\nOh, they might never ever stop.<br \/>\nMama says,<br \/>\n<em>Just come along now!<\/em><br \/>\nOne shoe.<br \/>\nDo you expect me to hop?<br \/>\n<em>Did you look in the closet and under the bed?<\/em><br \/>\nYes, I did<br \/>\n<em>Did you look <\/em>carefully<em> in the closet and under the bed?<\/em><br \/>\nYes, yes I did.<br \/>\n<em>Try and think where you left it.<\/em><br \/>\nThat&#8217;s what my mama said.<br \/>\nLast night I left it right here next to my other shoe.<br \/>\nI <em>know<\/em> I put it right here next to my other shoe.<br \/>\nI think somebody took it.<br \/>\nBut I don&#8217;t know who.<br \/>\nNo, I don&#8217;t.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve got the<br \/>\nOne shoe blues.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s why I&#8217;m singing this song.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve got the<br \/>\nOne shoe blues!<br \/>\nAnd so I&#8217;m singing this sad song.<br \/>\nYou know it&#8217;s been<br \/>\nAt least twenty minutes<br \/>\nThat I&#8217;ve been looking in every <em>possible<\/em> place<br \/>\nFor that&#8230;<br \/>\n<span style=\"margin-left: 3em;\">Huh.<\/span><br \/>\nThere it is.<br \/>\nI guess it was on my foot all along.<br \/>\nOkay, I&#8217;m ready to go now.<br \/>\nAnybody seen my coat?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If you prefer <em>action<\/em>, you can also see on YouTube a Boynton-directed <a title=\"YouTube: Sandra Boynton's 'One Shoe Blues,' performed by B.B. King\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=J8rLuk2PoMA\" target=\"_blank\">video of the performance<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sandraboynton.com\/sboynton\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">Boynton&#8217;s Web site<\/a>, by the way, really impressed me. No flash, no dazzle (except that from the artwork). Just well-written, funny, unpretentious, and altogether artless in the very best sense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Image: B.B. King and Boynton sock puppet] I had occasion recently to be searching around for an image from the 1970s, the cover of possibly the biggest-selling greeting card in the planet&#8217;s (if not the universe&#8217;s) history. 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