From the start of a recently deleted sp*m comment here at RAMH:
Whereas feelings are not viewed as ethical(that is, not judged to be good or bad), behaviors are . The radiograph will show you how many puppies she is having . Value your partner as your sexual friend and be an intimate team.
The hell with that, I say. If she’s having even a single puppy she’s got a lot of explaining to do… and you can safely strike the phrase “intimate team” from our implied contract, starting now.
marta says
That is just weird.
John says
marta: Heh. I had a second random-sentences one last night, from the same source, but it had nowhere near the, let’s say, narrative force of this one.
cynth says
Wasn’t there some sort of line from something like, “she’s havin’ puppies over that!” or something…of course the Recaptcha is “riff the” leaving the mind to wander about the riffs you could have on puppies!
John says
cynth: Surely you’re not thinking of Bart’s “Don’t have a cow, dude!” comment? (And okay, I’ll stop calling you Shirley.)