Too many years ago now to count, I once calculated my personal “magic number.” It was pretty stupid: all I did was gather my birthdate, my phone number, my address, my ZIP code, my Social Security Number — any numbers I could think of which applied to me — and added up all their digits. Then I added up all the digits in the result, and so on, boiling it down, until I’d reduced the whole mess to a single digit. The result: 6.
I don’t remember why I did this. (Note hidden, unsupported assumption that I in fact had a reason. Surely not because I thought I could somehow use the result to improve my life?!?)
And it was, as I said, pretty stupid. No matter what else I hoped to achieve — even assuming any vaguely touchy-feely mystical validity to the exercise — who among us knows or can even find out all the meaningful numbers in his/her life? If I’d used the digits in the current time, for instance, as soon as I wrote them down (using a twelve- or twenty-four-hour clock? and in which time zone?) they’d be wrong. At that point in my life, I had both a motorcycle and a car: why not include their odometer readings, and/or their engine displacements? (But, hmm, the motorcycle’s was expressed in cubic centimeters; the car’s, in cubic inches…) Et cetera.
So I was pretty obviously confused on the whole magic-number thing. I could’ve simplified the whole project immeasurably if I’d just stopped at my birthday.
In the USA (and maybe other Western countries), the magic number for birth years is any multiple of ten: the 10th birthday, the 20th, and so on: these are all alleged to be milestone years, years in which one’s life moves into some significant next phase. The digit 0 must be considered somehow “special.” (It is special, of course: not until its introduction to our numbering system did simple arithmetic, mathematics, and hence science, really take off in the West.)
Among the staff of programmers I managed, back in the 1980s, was a young Taiwanese woman named I-Ping; she took it upon herself to educate the rest of us in some of the ways of the mysterious Orient. That constituted my first introduction to the magic of 12 and its multiples. The twelve “traditional” (Western) zodiacal signs, I already knew; but beyond casual, murky media reports of Chinese New Year parades and festivals, I didn’t know previously about the Chinese twelve-year cycle — with years designated as Year of the Dragon, Rat, Horse, Pig (or Boar), and so on.
As I’ll document in a later post, The Missus (Missus-to-Be, back then) eventually contributed further to my understanding of both forms of astrology. At this point I can tell you that if you blended them together, you might consider me a Gemini Rabbit. (The combined attributes of those two signs point to a very easily bored, not to say flea-minded — boing! boing! — individual. I’m sure I have no idea what they’re talking abou— wait, what’s that sparkly thing over there?!?)
And for those curious about which birthday this is, I’ll also say that my new age combines the Western and Chinese magic-number traditions: it’s evenly divisible by both 10 and 12. I’m sure you can do the (vaguely unnerving) math.
On this once-in-a-lifetime, once-unimaginable occasion, I offer you in celebration the opening stanza from one of E.E. Cummings’s most often quoted poems:
And, oh hell (boing! boing!), I may as well throw in some music, too. Selected strictly for the band’s name, here are English band The Magic Numbers, with the audio version of “Take a Chance” (from their 2006 album Those the Brokes):i thank You God for most this amazing
day:for the leaping greenly spirits of trees
and a blue true dream of sky; and for everything
which is natural which is infinite which is yes
Lyrics*:
Take a Chance (Acoustic Version)
(by Romeo Stotard; performance by The Magic Numbers)What you gonna do when it all breaks down
Take another heart through this lonely town?
What you gonna do when she turns around
And says, “I never, ever thought that you’d be messing ’round”?But then you dance, dance, dance with the woman who left you
How’s it gonna feel until I catch you?
How d’ya gonna feel when she turns around
And says, “You broke another heart that was broken down”?It’s a crying shame, that the love you’ve made
Is a cross… that you bear… when it’s cold
Why don’t you leave me alone?Take a chance with the woman who lets you
Take a chance with the woman who lets youHow you gonna feel when it’s all found out
Chase another heart that was up and down?
What you gonna do when they turn around
And say they never ever thought that you’d be messing ’round?But then you dance, dance, dance with the woman who lets you
How’s it gonna feel until I catch you?
How you gonna find what she had in mind?
If you keep tearing back the pages with an alibiIt’s a crying shame, that the love you’ve made
Is a cross… that you bear…
It’s a crying shame that the love you’ve made
Is a cross… that you bear… when it’s cold
Why don’t you leave me alone?Take a chance with the woman who lets you
Take a chance with the woman who lets you
Take a chance
Take a chance…What you gonna do when it all breaks down
Chase another heart that’s been broken down?
What you gonna do when she turns around
And says, “I never, ever thought that you’d be messing ’round”?But then you dance, dance, dance with the woman who lets you
What you gonna do until I catch you?
How you gonna feel when she turns around
And says, “You broke another heart that was broken down”?It’s a crying shame, that the love you’ve made
It’s a crying shame, that the love you’ve made
It’s a crying shame, that the love…
…won’t leave you alone
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* I found numerous versions of the song’s lyrics online, differing slightly in sound but significantly in sense — e.g., the woman who lets you vs. the woman who left you. I think the above is close to correct for this acoustic performance, but let me know if I’ve gotten something wrong!
Sherri says
Haha, almost missed the point of this post, which is that it’s you’re birthday! Very subtly done, my good sir.
My mom will turn this magical age in less than a month, and I’m a bit flabbergasted by it.
Hope you have a wonderful birthday, and many more to come.
John says
Thanks, Sherri! I don’t normally like to do posts so completely self-indulgent as this one, but it seemed like a notable occasion even to a semi-professional wallflower. Still, if I hadn’t thought of some way to murk up its purpose, I doubt that today’s post would’ve ever seen the light of Internet day. :)
I got a letter from my own mom the other day. She’s 20 years older than me, and SHE is a bit flabbergasted to have a son my age. Ha!
The Querulous Squirrel says
Welcome! I was my most shocking birthday yet. It was in March and still hasn’t fully sunk in. How come I’m still so immature?
cynth says
Happy BDay, John! I’ll be joining the club in about 3 or so years.
And in reference to the Gemini/Rabbit thing…it would mean you were twins jumping around, even scarier than the original notion!!
John says
Squirrel: “Welcome!” was the funniest response I got to the whole thing. I may need to steal it for future use of my own.
On immaturity — the Toys’R’Us jingle was brilliant in its marketing appeal to children’s parents (especially when the parents in question were Baby Boomers). It doesn’t even matter that kids sang it; I bet it chimed inside parents’ own self-consciousness the very first time it ever went on the air. If they’re still using it, it’s chiming in the heads of grandparents now, and in the heads of the new parents whose own parents first heard it.
Nance says
Welcome to the Club of The Invincibly Mature! And what a wonderful thing it is, too. Ironically, you’ve reached the age where innate immaturities (boing! boing!) are attributed to the state of your arteries, which garners you indulgence rather than disgust. It’s fabulous. You’ll love it.
Jayne says
I had the sense, when you began with numbers, that this was headed towards a significant, meaningful, wonderful number. And of course, your boiled down magic number would be 6, as it is the month of your birth. (Perhaps this was the reason?)
I wonder now, if my daughter’s favorite number–which is 6– may also be for the reason that she happens to have been born in June (as was my son–anniversary babies, TMI–I know!).
In any event, a very happy birthday to you, John. Tens are a milestone, indeed (I’m facing one come October), something to be boldly celebrated and shared with others. :-)
marta says
Life is a numbers game.
Happy Belated Birthday over here.
whaddayamean says
a magical number indeed! happy birthday, good sir!
Froog says
Belated congratulations, John.
Sorry I missed this post on the day – I don’t expect you to put anything out over the weekend!
I hope you and the Missus had a wonderful day.
John says
All: thank you so much for your good wishes. It was a grand (and grandly exhausting!) day!
Nance suggests the phrase “invincibly mature.” I like it, very much. Because that’s what it is, isn’t it? Once you turn (at least chronologically) “mature,” you never get over it. Excelsior and all that.
I’ve never heard anything about magic/favorite/luck numbers being tied to birth month, as Jayne says may be true of her daughter. Somebody must have studied how heavily skewed roulette bets (for example) are towards the 12-and-under range of numbers. (On the other hand, I am POSITIVE that numbers under 13 are favored in things like passwords, PINs, and so on. Because once you’ve memorized a number you’ve known your whole life, why bother remembering anything else???)