It went on for a few thousand words, but I never got to the end. The phonograph needle in my mind jumped out of its groove with a squaawk! when I read… well, see for yourself:
In the course of a visit to its Kuala Lumpur boutique, I asked if I could see a number of its latest selection but was told that they’d recently been reserved and if I needed to view them, it had to be completed discreetly simply because “we do not want other consumers (the Japanese especially) to find out; they may beg us to buy them!” Her spring/summer 1997 collection is “everything which is about lightness”. In 2008, young group obtained this kind of a US Patent and Trademark for his signature red sole footwear, which may be priced from $535 to $4,645 manboobs all around the Barneys website. Rather, the shopper must be anxious—
It was like, Hey, waitaminnit, back up a few steps there, partner, what did you just say?! And you know, it’s a shame: if it weren’t so damned long, #manboobsaroundthebarneyswebsite
would make an excellent Twitter hashtag for sp*m-related tweets.