From whiskey river:
A Word on Statistics
Out of every hundred people,
those who always know better:
fifty-two.
Unsure of every step:
almost all the rest.
Ready to help,
if it doesn’t take long:
forty-nine.
Always good,
because they cannot be otherwise:
four — well, maybe five.
Able to admire without envy:
eighteen.
Led to error
by youth (which passes):
sixty, plus or minus.
Those not to be messed with:
four-and-forty.
Living in constant fear
of [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Humor'
Uncomfortable Numbers
March 5th, 2010 · 4 Comments
Tags: Art & Photography · Computers · Humor · Music · Phones (Cellular and Otherwise) · Poetry · Ruminations · Science & Medicine · The Internet · whiskey river Fridays
Question? Authority!
February 24th, 2010 · 10 Comments
Via agent Janet Reid, whose taste in videos (even when she’s not sure what to call the thing video’d) is impeccable:
The poem, and I guess the performance, is by the poet (Taylor Mali) himself, although the video was put together by “student Robert Bruce.” As Mali’s site says:
I have no idea who he is (and [...]
Tags: Humor · Language · Poetry · Style and Craft · The Online World
“What did you do on Sunday, John?”
“Twiddled my thumbs. You?”
February 21st, 2010 · 5 Comments
Chauncey Totman, the children’s-book author whose name I would least like to share, has done it again in his latest, Margarita, The Bearded Fox. The question for us to ponder, of course, remains (as always with Totman): What is it, exactly?
[Caution: spoiler alert! Do not read the rest of this review if you'd prefer being [...]
Tags: Book Reviews · Humor · The Online World
Real-Life Dialogue
February 1st, 2010 · 6 Comments
The scene: the living room of a rustic but solidly built house in Vermont, with a gorgeous view spread beneath and a Green Mountainside above. It is a summer morning, and the sun is still low but bright and cheerful. The Guest and The Erstwhile Missus are there at the invitation of D—, a colleague [...]
Tags: Everyday Life · Humor · Looking Backward · Real-Life Dialogue
After “The End”…
January 25th, 2010 · 4 Comments
No, alas — not here to report anything like the conclusion of Seems to Fit. Just sharing a tidbit from the irrepressible xkcd webcomic. The first three panels of today’s contribution to the collective wisdom are above; click the image to see the final panel.
Tags: Comics · Humor · Ruminations
Perfect Moments: The Boy, the Wintry Day, the Film, the Flash of Panic
January 12th, 2010 · 11 Comments
On a recent wintry day, The Boy (Who Was No Longer a Boy) and The Missus decided to go to a movie.
Now, because the day was in fact wintry, and because “wintry” seldom applied to weather conditions where The Boy and The Missus lived, they needed to undertake certain careful preparations in advance. Warm clothing [...]
Tags: Everyday Life · How It Was · Humor · Movies · Perfect Moments · Science & Medicine · The Missus
There’s Got to Be a Morning After
January 7th, 2010 · 4 Comments
Centuries after the Eastern Orthodox Church began celebrating the Epiphany, the Roman Catholic Church decided to start doing so too. But for some reason, the Western Church really latched on to this image of the Persian priests bringing gifts of frankincense, myrrh, and gold to the infant Jesus, guided from their homeland of Iran by [...]
Tags: Humor · In the News · Short Fiction
Things Turned End-Over-End
December 25th, 2009 · 4 Comments
[From this page, which includes a YouTube tour of the interior: "The Upside Down House is a project created by a Polish businessman and philanthropist named Daniel Czapiewski... The house is also meant to be a profound statement about the Communist era and the state of the world."]
From whiskey river:
Remember That Things Go
According to Your [...]
Tags: Everyday Life · Humor · Ruminations · Writing · whiskey river Fridays
‘Twas the Night Before Cthulhu…
December 22nd, 2009 · 8 Comments
Ryun Patterson of the Bookgasm site/blog (slogan: “reading material to get excited about”) has reviewed ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas as you’ve never seen it reviewed before. Excerpt:
Descriptions of human sacrifice and the power of blood magic are commonplace throughout history, but one — Clement Clarke Moore’s ‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS — takes place [...]
Tags: Book Reviews · Humor · The Online World
If I Were a Betting Man…
December 20th, 2009 · 9 Comments
…which I’m not, I’d say that the author of this book currently advertised on eBay will see none of the proceeds:
Ha! And there are 5 available, even! Hahahahaha…!
Omigod, thank you. I needed a good laugh.
Tags: Books as Books · Humor · Tech · The Business · Writing




