[The setting: a comfortable suburban home in North Florida, USA, on an August weekend in 2014. She is sitting in the living room, her laptop computer open; He is walking through the living room on some mission or another, in one direction or another.]
She: Oh, these people.
He: Hmm? What people?
[He stops to look over Her shoulder. On-screen is a publicity still from a current television mini-series, based on a hugely popular novel of romance and time travel. The photo depicts an early moment in the romantic relationship between a twentieth-century English woman, Claire, and an eighteenth-century Scotsman named Jamie. Claire is tending Jamie’s battle wounds. Jamie is sitting quietly, looking at Claire, and of course wearing a kilt.]
He: Nice picture of them.
She: Yes. I’m just saying, you should read some of the comments on it.
He: Such as?
She: Like this one. [She points.] “Those knees. *SWOON*” [She laughs.]
He: Er, uh… Wait. Women swoon over men’s knees? They even notice them?
She: You’d be surprised what women notice.