One of my favorite Biblical stories seldom gets ranked among others’ top ten lists. Maybe only someone who aspires to use words professionally could so like Genesis 2, verses 19-20 (Revised Standard Version):
So out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field and every bird of the air, and brought them to the man to see what he would call them; and whatever the man called every living creature, that was its name.
The man gave names to all cattle, and to the birds of the air, and to every beast of the field…
I’ve always been charmed by this moment in the creation story, which feels almost like the birth of language. (If you can’t name something, you can’t really talk about it.) And I’ve always been a little jealous of Adam for his having that opportunity, always liked to picture myself in his shoes, or in his feet I guess. It would go something like this, I imagine:
God: Okay, for starters let’s try these little things.
JES: Hmm… Wow. You know what they remind me of? You know how when You’re way up in an airplane—
God: I haven’t created airplanes yet.
JES: Okay, fine, just bear with me. Say You’re sitting up there on a cloud and You look down and You see all the people—
God: Nonono, you don’t understand, you’re the first—
JES: Jeez, give it a rest wouldja? And I don’t mean on the seventh day either. I know how this goes, all right? SO anyway You’re on a cloud and You look down and there are all these opposable-thumbed, tool-wielding bipeds swarming around down there. You know what they look like?
God: They look like a—
JES: Stop! I’m doing this, all right? But You’re absolutely correct. They look like ants. So that’s what I’m gonna call these little six-legged critters eating my damn cheese and crackers here on the picnic blanket with us.
God: I guess that makes sense. Why didn’t I think of that Myself?
Etc.
The point is, writers like to invent new ways of referring to things: persons, places, objects. Except, er, well, when it comes to their own works.